WTF Arizona?

From what I can tell from the defense in the Arias case, if a dude uses you as a booty call, it's cool to butcher him. He said he was a virgin and then he stuck it in her ass? Why is it ok to stab, almost decapitate and shoot a guy for that?

Thanks. Thanks for being what assholes point to.

Nazis Revisited

So I'm a white chick. Like just shy of glowing in the dark white. I don't know what the fuck would make someone assume that general lack of melatonin means I'm down with racists and have an overwhelming desire to be hit on by Nazis.

Nazis -  I'm not a fan. I try to avoid banging racists if possible. Mostly because I avoid haning out with them.

So I've had a limited number of bang a Nazi opportunities in life. And I actually didn't want MORE Nazis.

So what's up with the white power asshat parade I'm my email? Did someone sign me up for Hitler speed dating out something?

Oh and I can't date you for the purpose of breeding for more reasons than I can count.

You're Not Helping Part 3

Recipe for stupid.

Make a country music song about racism in which you complain about how hard it is to run around in a Confederate flag and not have people look at you like you're an asshole. 

Mostly people are doing that because you're an asshole. 

Flags mean something, idiot.  They're symbols.  People rally around them.  People freak out when you burn them.  They do these things because the entire fucking point of a flag is it is a symbol for something. 

You run around wearing a symbol of something, chances are people are going to assume you support that thing.  Its this wacky thing people do.  You're not a victim, you're an idiot.  You're wearing a symbol and you're too stupid to even realize there are repercussions for that. 

And don't give me that "Its a band shirt" shit.  You have chosen to drape yourself in the symbol of a band that chose to include a symbol of hate.  Still wearing a Confederate Flag, asshat.  Not better. 

If you ran around in a cross, people will assume you're a Christian.  If you run around with a swastika, people are going to assume you're a Nazi.  And an asshole.

And if you run around in a Confederate flag, they're going to assume you're a racist redneck asshat.  And they would be correct.  You're so drowning in your sense of privilege you are oblivious to the fact that you do not have a "right" not to be looked at like an asshole when you're being an asshole.  You might assume they are looking at you as a "racist" and you don't think its fair because you didn't mean to be. Or even more ridiculously that you are being blamed for the mistakes of other people in the past.  No, if someone looks at you in your Confederate Flag shirt like you're an asshole, its not because they think you are an immortal slave owner or personally responsible for the atrocities committed by others in the past.  See, the thing is, they're looking at you like your an asshole because right now, in this very moment, you have chosen to drape yourself in the symbol of a horrible horrible thing like its a cutsie fucking fashion statement.  You're not an "accidental racist".  You are quite intentionally an asshole.  Right now, in that moment, standing there in your hate flag shirt.

And you will be treated accordingly.  You will be looked at accordingly.  You will be judged, not for the mistakes of total strangers in a time past, but for your own astounding douchebaggery assholeness right this minute.

Its a thing people do.  Treat people draped in flags that symbolize hate like they're assholes.

And then there is the equation of fashion accessories with a symbol of hate thing.  No, a "do rag" isn't the same as a Confederate Flag.  People didn't rally round the do rag while enslaving, beating and selling people's families.  A do rag is kind of like a scrunchie.  Because ITS A FUCKING HAIR ACCESSORY.  If you are intimidated by a hair accessory, you're an ignorant fuckat.  You are also a total fucking pussy. 

Lookout, I think that guy has a banana clip.

Gold chains are not the same as slave chains.  Equating a fashion accessory and the means of bondage for an entire group for a really long time is just reinforcing the whole asshole image.  

You're Not Helping Part 2

I realize most people think runners are crazy.  When I tell people I signed up for a ten mile or half marathon (13.1) run, they look at me like I just grew antenna and called home the mother ship.  Before my first one, several people even told me I couldn't do it. 

Yeah, some people I know aren't great at being supportive.  I did do it by the way.

But you would think that people in the business of selling things to runners wouldn't hold the same "These people are all just batshit nuts and will go for anything."  So marketing the idea of a marathon by encouraging you to be more like Pheidippides.  Didn't you read all the way to the END of that story?  Where the naked guy collapses and DIES?

You really aren't helping make the sale guys. 

You're Not Helping

Domestic violence is a serious issue.  Which is why its awful to have someone out there portraying themselves as an expert on the subject when that person is an unprofessional asshat.

The trial that never ends, because Mariposa County, Arizona seems to think "clusterfuck of attention whores" makes for a good legal system.  Your Sheriff is an embarrassment, more interested in being interviewed than being effective.  And you're televising a trial where a Judge has no courtroom control.  I would say it reminds me of Romper Room, but Romper Room exhibited far more maturity than the Mariposa County legal system.

Right now it is day (way too fucking many, seriously Judge, a LITTLE control over the Courtroom) of this domestic violence "expert".

I don't care if you thought it was a "catchy title", you shallow twat, using Snow White to exemplify domestic violence issues instantly makes it a less serious subject.  Especially when put out there by someone who is portraying themselves as an expert.  You're an idiot.  You made things worse.  You're not helping anyone but yourself.

Thank you. Now when someone tries to address the issue, there's an easy counter of "Oh you can't take those 'experts' seriously, they use fairy tale princesses as an example, they're not serious people."

Not that I expect someone who thinks pretty much EVERYTHING is a form of abuse to understand what serious people hear when idiots yammer. I should say everything but what the murderer did because suddenly moving to your ex's town and sneaking through his bushes to spy on him on a date ISN'T stalking?  That its not stalking if the victim didn't call the cops?  That's going to haunt this shill (if anyone sees this and wants her testimony again) next time it's a victim she is being bought by.    Holy Fuck, your are an awful witness. You're not a great liar either, by the way.  Considering she tried to chide a prosecutor like a daycare teacher, this women is clearly not capable of behaving as a serious professional.  People shouldn't take her seriously.  But, sadly, they will.  She has been legitimized as an "expert" by the Ringling Bros. Court System. 

I'm waiting for her to put out her paper on how Mario is a victim of Donkey Kong.  Because CATCHWORD, right?

Moron.

I hope they give that murdering chick the death penalty, and I hope it takes this shallow twat moron of an "experts" career into the grave right along with it.  Before she does any more harm than she already has.

a/s/l?

I got an "a/s/l? Single?" today.  WTF?  That's still a thing? 

And not in a chat room where this might be unclear. This is someone who contacted me from my profile. The one listing all that info and very very clear on the ownedness of my ass.

I see your profile...

Ok so that means you chose to ignore the info posted and go for the cyberbang anyway.  (P.S. don't do that.)  Wholesale disregard for my owner and stupid questions, however can I resist? 

Someone please develop a virus scanner that recognizes that line of questioning and allows you to remotely deploy stinger missiles.

We Need a Montage

Back in training.  There are a few races coming up that I am really looking forward to.  My trainer found a great way to help strengthen my uphill muscles, despite the fact that I live in flat ass South Florida and detest the treadmill. 

I woke up this morning to find my husband churning butter.  Not a euphemism.  He was making his own butter for something he was baking later.

I am also off on a few new sexual ventures.  Trying new things, trying other things in new ways. Anyone know where I can sign up for a sex cult?

Life is good. 

Mental Notes

I know way more Phil Collins songs than I realized.

Lat pulldowns were created by Satan. 

Lat pulldowns can make an atheist believe in Satan.

Defenestration seems appropriate for people on BDSM sites who don't know the difference between dominant and dominate. People who constantly misuse your and you're or do, due and dew outnumber the rest of us. We're doomed. Eventually, after a few days of heavy use even my cunt gets sore.