Your Husband Might Be A Weiner Too

Ok maybe not dumb enough to keep doing the same thing after getting booted from congress, but the sexting thing? That's pretty common.

I have a horrible revelation. Dudes like sex. Thinking about it, looking at it, talking about it to receptive chicks. If I had a dollar for every out of nowhere mid conversation cock pic I received, I could run for NY mayor. Mostly married guys btw.  Fascinated that I don't think blow jobs are reserved for birthdays. You don't see me calling a fucking press conference about it. Sheesh.

The full court press freak out is really a bit much.

Yeah, he wasn't thinking of the women in a particularly romantic or respectful manner. He was jerking off, online nonetheless.  Remember the old 976 sex lines? Same thing, but cheaper. Cheaper and safer than unprotected sex with hookers which one might see as more responsible than the actions of certain critical candidates, for instance. 

Though I can see where the choice of Carlos Danger might make one hesitant to vote for him. But pounding one out online? Seriously?

Hey, You...

The asshole who figures they're too important to move over or let others over and get out of the ambulances way.  I hope someone stabs you in the neck with a fork. My dream is that when you arrive at whatever destination you feel is so important that people behind you in traffic can go ahead and die, and you lumber out of your pickup, some cracked stabs you in the neck with a hepatitis covered fork. 

And when your family gets to the hospital, just too late, they learn you died because the ambulance couldn't get by some self centered fuck cheese in a pick up.

And if that happens, I'm gonna buy that cracked a sandwich.  And a cookie.

WTF Cleveland?

Dear Cleveland:

Hi, we Floridians would like to say thanks.  Thank you for making Floriduh seem a bit less whacky.  Sure, we have the occasional face eating zombie on the highway, but the primary nature of male/female relations in our State still seems to be consensual.  Maybe its just because you can't dig down deep enough to have a basement down here, but we seem to have a few less newsworthy kidnapping rape murders lately. 

Verdict Watch

I love verdict watch. When the need folk have to scramble for shot to say while babysitting a monitor.  This is when people say truly stupid shi

News Worthless

I'm only partially paying attention to the news. As far as I can tell, Jimmy Dean  and some football player killed Nelson Mandela and some broad in Texas got mad and yelled about it for 10 hours. 

Frogs Stalk Me

 A frog, I'm assuming the same frog as he looked like the same frog, was back in my bedroom. 

I can only assume he liked being peed on. 

Kinky frog. 

I hate this State.

Radical Shift... Again

This time it's too vegetarianism. Not for moral reasons. Not even strictly vegetarian. But away from meat as the primary focus of a meal. We're having so much more fun with other ingredients and our cholesterol has certainly enjoyed the switch.