Dear Guy...

In the bling covered t-shirt and the giant swap shop rhinestone covered watch talking to your friends so loudly that I can hear you from the parking lot despite someone being on the phone and trying to work 2 feet away and screaming "Ni hao" over and over in the face of the man behind the counter and laughing as you place your Chinese food order, I hope you enjoy your spit fried rice.

News Fapping

It's nice to hear HLN draw a non existent line between Jodi Arias and Casey Anthony with a dramatic music filled clip reel.  Klassy.  Screams journalism.

Holy Fuck Bucket of Crazy

So some school spree shooter kid behaved like a douche cake at his sentencing and the media crawls backwards over itself to clutch their pearls and gasp in shock. You know what one easy thing would drastically drop the number of these mass shootings?

Stop covering the murdering douche cakes on the news.  Stop giving pathetic attention starved losers a quick route to attention.

That's not going to happen though. Because when there's a mass shooting you can hear the collective splash of thousands of reporters cumming on their pants at once.  They're never quitting cold turkey.

So some douche who kills kids acts like a douche because he's a douche. Fuck that guy.

Notes from Reality

Dear Cyber Slave Girls:

There are a lot of things having long hair is but what it is NOT is sexually convenient.  Here's a reality check for ya'll.

Your hair will not pool gently anywhere. Ever. Let's say up you're kneeling naked with your legs spread. It does not tumble in waves. It sticks places. In your crotch, the crack of your ass, the fold of your knees so you yank it out when you move.

When you lower your head it won't fan out without assistance. It will get stuck in your Master/Mattresses' shoes.

If you're walking naked with your hips swaying hair long enough to brush gently over your ass, it won't do that. It will actually get stuck in the crack of your ass.

If you forget to put it up before you have sex changing positions will be as difficult as doing so inside a fishing net.

If you're sucking cock make sure you don't kneel on it or you will get the worst headache. 

And to every cyber slave girl who pulls her practical short cut into a rubber band before playing Godiva on mIRC, FUCK YOU posuers. :-P

Rape Is Caused By Rapists.

Rape is the fault of the rapist. 

It doesn't matter what someone said, wore, did... rape is the fault of the person doing the raping. 

Our society isn't big on personal responsibility anymore, and that is getting worse as time goes by.  So telling people "No, someone else with guns isn't what should keep you from raping someone.  The fact that it is wrong should keep you from raping someone.  Let's teach our kids that." sends people into a frothing rage.  Why?  People want the easy out that puts the personal responsibility on others. Teaching our kids means actually doing something.  Worse yet, it means teaching something we, as a society, rarely do any more.  Take complete personal responsibility for our own choices and actions.

We like to think we have evolved since the pre-feminist age in our attitudes towards women, and pat ourselves on the back for being so much better than Muslim cultures in our treatment of women, but most Americans can still be pretty easily convinced a rape victim did something wrong that made it ok.  Females wore the wrong thing, went the wrong place, had an attitude.  Rape is an acceptable part of a prison sentence. 

Rape is wrong.  Don't do it.  There are no exceptions.  Is it really THAT threatening to suggest we pass that on?

The Walking Dead

I got into the graphic novels pretty late in the game.  The great thing about that is it allows you to catch up by reading, say, 60 of them straight in a row.  (There is a lot more than that now.)  Pretty awesome. But then the show comes out and I have to wait and watch 1 at a time a week apart!

Curse you linear time!

The Walking Dead reminds me a bit of True Blood in some ways.  Nothing like the books after not too long, but I actually like what both are so I am ok with that. 

Unlike True Blood, I don't think there is a single bangable dude on Walking Dead.  Michonne is infinately do-able, but there isn't a piece of sausage on that show I want a slice of.

See... one more reason not to want to survive the zombie apocalypse.

That question goes round and round.  What would you do in a zombie apocalypse? I'm pretty sure I would die. 


 

Fetlife Kerfluffle

Sometime last year I posted about one of what seems to be a very long string of poor choices by the owner of a big kink website and how I would keep using the site and draining the resources for free cause... fuck that guy. 

Later last year I stopped using that site anyway because on further reflection, I don't really want to knowingly be grouped with pedobears and I wasn't getting anything positive from the website.

Apparently since I bounced that shit storm of stupid bad judgment by the owner turned into a hurricane of dumbass.

What have we learned kids?

Well, just because you have one good idea doesn't make you capable of running a business.  It means as your business grows the potential for losing it because your public face is a drunken frat boy type who's greatest efforts seem to be directed at playing nice with pedophiles, cause ya know "free speech". It's means at some point you need a good lawyer and a better PR person.  Neither of them should be members of your community.  Getting legal and PR advice from "friends" or anyone with a personal interest is beyond stupid.  Because you're running a business, not hosting a kegger.  And there's a good choice your spokesperson may come across as victim blaming and petulantly saying I told ya so rather than being a professional. (Yeah he chose poorly in his staff too. Poor choices and badly written apologies are his real kink maybe.)

So maybe the business doesn't die. Not quickly anyway. But it makes less. It can't take credit cards. It alienates more than invites.

Poor choices at the top make facebook into myspace. 

Oh and a grown man that bullies a child on YouTube didn't "fuck up". You have to be a fundamentally horrible person for that to even occur to you in the first place.  You have to be a worthless shitball to start with. You didn't make a mistake, you are a mistake.  What an asshole.

Anyone shocked by the umpteenth "aw shucks I fucked up" apology needs a swift kick in the ass. Stop being shocked an asshole acts like an asshole. Yeah a guy that fondles a woman without consent is exactly the classless asshat that taunts a child. Duh! When it comes to Baku, you all need to lower your expectations. Then you'll be nicely surprised whenever he goes a whole week without doing anything truly awful. Don't hold your breath.