When I was in my 20s, most of my meals were primarily pre made ingredients and takeout. I was laughing as I looked in my cart at the store this morning because I was being lazy getting sliced ingredients for a slow cooker casserole.
On a side note, preschoolers saying homemade fresh creme brulee is their favorite food is hilarious.
Monday, May 27, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Amy's Batshit Crazy and the Definition of Internet No-How
Since you're reading this on the series of tubes, I assume by now you have heard of the latest www.holy fucking schadenfreude.com.org.net, Amy's Baking Company. The perfect storm of massively delusional ego and internet no-how. No-How, the opposite of know how.
Amy's Baking Company has it all. Confusing bad Yelp reviews, and it seems anything even slightly critical, and cyberbullying. Asking cameras in, then assaulting someone on camera. Full on blow out tantrum freak out on multiple platforms, followed by a hilarious claim of being "hacked". Thinking "hacked" is an effective red herring. (Must have been the same hackers that took over Anthony Weiner's twitter that time.) Gangster wanna be old man faux tough guy. Botox bunny blonde lying very badly about her age. Human children in cat bodies. Crazy botox bunny blondes that speak cat! And poison someone's food if it comes back to the kitchen to try to hurt them. People awful enough to make Gordon Ramsey AND a PR person that once represented a restaurant called "Pink Taco" have to disembark from the crazy train.
If you haven't seen this train wreck by now, google is your friend. So is youtube. Its almost too beautiful to behold.
Guaranteed this steaming bag of crazy will not be able to cool off and STFU, confidentiality contract clause or not. That kind of crazy cannot be contained. Sure one press conference may be cancelled but wait for it... the batshit will flow.
I will admit to a small amount of personal disappointment that my favorite argument raised by all delusional stupid people that have somehow made an ass out of themselves on the internet has not yet been raised. I say yet because they ALWAYS go there. The outright insistence that there being repercussions for one's words online (such as people pointing out you're an asshat) is a violation of their First Amendment Rights! It will come though. It always does. These people always think they have a right to be an asshole without any repercussions whatsoever. It's the third leg in the dumbass with a sense of entitlement triangle.
Amy's Baking Company has it all. Confusing bad Yelp reviews, and it seems anything even slightly critical, and cyberbullying. Asking cameras in, then assaulting someone on camera. Full on blow out tantrum freak out on multiple platforms, followed by a hilarious claim of being "hacked". Thinking "hacked" is an effective red herring. (Must have been the same hackers that took over Anthony Weiner's twitter that time.) Gangster wanna be old man faux tough guy. Botox bunny blonde lying very badly about her age. Human children in cat bodies. Crazy botox bunny blondes that speak cat! And poison someone's food if it comes back to the kitchen to try to hurt them. People awful enough to make Gordon Ramsey AND a PR person that once represented a restaurant called "Pink Taco" have to disembark from the crazy train.
If you haven't seen this train wreck by now, google is your friend. So is youtube. Its almost too beautiful to behold.
Guaranteed this steaming bag of crazy will not be able to cool off and STFU, confidentiality contract clause or not. That kind of crazy cannot be contained. Sure one press conference may be cancelled but wait for it... the batshit will flow.
I will admit to a small amount of personal disappointment that my favorite argument raised by all delusional stupid people that have somehow made an ass out of themselves on the internet has not yet been raised. I say yet because they ALWAYS go there. The outright insistence that there being repercussions for one's words online (such as people pointing out you're an asshat) is a violation of their First Amendment Rights! It will come though. It always does. These people always think they have a right to be an asshole without any repercussions whatsoever. It's the third leg in the dumbass with a sense of entitlement triangle.
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
I Peed on a frog
Nope, not a kinky thing.
I live in a subtropical area. So sometimes some fucked up mother nature related things occur. Like finding a live frog in your toilet when you go to flush. Fortunately I don't really fear them, so I only ended up calling my husband in for help because I'm not great at catching them. And it's funny to ask for help removing the frog you apparently just peed on. He was rather pale so I'm guessing he came up the sewer line. I'm trying not to think to hard on the implications of that possibility.
I'm also happy it didn't happen to my best friend because she would be in therapy for months. She hates frogs.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Wait... WHAT?
There are days I turn on the news and have to double check that I didn't accidently turn on some Sorkin rerun.
That psycho in Ohio that kidnapped a few chicks. First of all, the guy that kicked the door in is the most awesome person I have seen on the news in years. I LOVE this guy. I hate what was done to these women, but they ARE alive. Considering how very rare that ending is, all in all, its a positive story. I expect the BDSM backlash to hit the news any day now, though. Wonder why I am not more "out" about my personal preferences? There are more people like this maggot than you might think crawling around in that "lifestyle" and, frankly, the "social" aspect of it isn't worth associating with them. Socially retarded losers that can't get a woman, lose their shit, go to far, evil happens. That's not my lifestyle.
That psycho in Ohio that kidnapped a few chicks. First of all, the guy that kicked the door in is the most awesome person I have seen on the news in years. I LOVE this guy. I hate what was done to these women, but they ARE alive. Considering how very rare that ending is, all in all, its a positive story. I expect the BDSM backlash to hit the news any day now, though. Wonder why I am not more "out" about my personal preferences? There are more people like this maggot than you might think crawling around in that "lifestyle" and, frankly, the "social" aspect of it isn't worth associating with them. Socially retarded losers that can't get a woman, lose their shit, go to far, evil happens. That's not my lifestyle.
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