Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Boyfriend Chameleons

The League nailed it. Some people have no independent personality, and glom their entire personality from whoever they're around. The vanilla pudding of human beings.  Soft and bland.

I have no idea why I watch this. I know less than nothing about football.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Oooh That Smell

This is an office. So what the fuck smells like someone lit a monkey's ass hair on fire in the waiting room. Seriously I want to know.  Is there a body hidden under the copier?  What the fuck is that Smell?  I've been here 20 minutes and it hasn't gone away yet. It's going to be in my clothes. I might have to buy cigarettes on my way home, just to cover the corpse stench.