What a Long Strange Trip Its Been

I'm having this strange almost perpetual flashback experience lately. I keep running into and hanging out with people I knew as a kid and didn't see for years. It does bring to my attention how rare it is for my to switch sexual partners. Most of the people I know have had sex with eachother at some point. (We are a very incestuous bunch.). Though one dude managed more of us than I was previously aware, which was amusing. If there can be only one, he's an amusing choice. My mongomous nature makes me a rareity amongst my peers. Its not that I'm antipoly. It just doesn't work with my attention span. I don't really like people in general. Perhaps my monogomy is merely a reflection of my disinterest in humanity in general.

Dear Imaginary Sky Fairy...

Ok, fine, I will try pray.  Please, save me.  Save me from idiots that think they are intellectuals.  Please save me from endless hours of philosophy by people who can barely muster the brain cells to tie their own shoes.  Save me from the self styled brainiacs who make me want to stick an icepick in my ear/eye rather than suffer one more moment of their inane babble.

Or the heartbroken.  The evils of love people.  You got dumped?  That sucks - now get the fuck over it.  I once had a guy roll around on my front lawn crying until the 8 year old we were babysitting went out to tell him to have some pride and act like a man.  Some days I really wish I hadn't lost touch with that kid... he could come in handy sometimes.  Though the drama and trauma of others is rather amusing for the rest of us.  So I guess in that sense... carry on acting like a little bitch.  You're amusing so dance for us little bitches.

On a side note... tomorrow should be fun.  I am looking forward to it.  Let's hope the weather holds.

Whirl and Twirl

I have had a fantastic few weeks. We spent Valentine's Day weekend in DC. We got in right between snow storms, so everything was open and covered in a blanket of white. There was french food room service and new neck jewelry and black and red lace things and much grown-ups only fun. Yes, I'm spoiled.

My best friend is back. In the middle of the storm. The dust is settling.

One word... Faire.

Down the Rabbit Hole

Dear Teabaggers;

You people are fucking retards. Oh don't worry, I can say that since I mean it in a satirical Rush Limbaugh kind of way. Satire is ok, as long as its not Dave Letterman.

And the civics test to vote thing? Genius. No one will sniff out the racism when you have the "furiner" hating asshat give a "let's go back to the pre-1965 keep black people out of voting booths" speech. Subtle.

One question - does Palin get to write the answers on her hand when she takes the test? How many of your redneck trailer trash fucktard members would pass a civics test? Most of them wouldn't pass a psych test, can we give those too?

Of Zombies and Cross and Dog Shaped Dildo

I knew my best friend coming back would mean I'd start neglecting this thing.

Today is zombie day. Zombieland comes out on dvd. Rob Zombie's new CD comes out. Yay!!!! I loved that movie. Its so cute.

I am debating. Should I get the cross shaped dildo or the dog cock shaped dildo? Oh these difficult decisions. Both that "oh so wrong" kind of thing. Yummy. My giant box of toys needs expansion. Maybe new canes? Probably gonna need to wait for the upcoming ass tattoo to set awhile.