Machete

I <3 this movie.

I <3 any movie that starts with multiple decapitations in the first few minutes.

Or has Cheech Marin as a priest.

On a side note.... what the fuck is going on with Steven Segal's hair?!?!?

Expendables

There is more bad plastic surgery in this movie than on ladies' night at a trendy bar in Boca on a Friday night.

I didn't think that was even possible.

Why does anyone, ever, think this shit makes them look better?

Just When I Thought I Was Out...

The holidays are finally over.  Leaving with the occasional spare moment to breathe.

And like an idiot I downloaded the 10 day free trial of WoW and got all crackhead addicted again, filling up those rare spare seconds.

I never learn.


No New Year's Resolutions.  I don't do them.