4, 5, Still Alive!

I died.  It was tragic.

It will take a little while to see if the surgery was successful or if I will, in fact, need to have some bits removed after all.  Either way, I have survived thus far and there have been a few bloodless days so... woo hoo?

Mental Notes:

-Some farm markets really suck.  The one my favorite bundle of sexy found for us is definitely the best so far.  The one today wasn't too bad.  The sucky one, however, had the most amusing side effect.  We laughed our fucking asses off. 


-Forget a hot tub, if you want a time machine go to a really run down thrift store.  (There was one beside today's farm market.)  Holy fuck ugly neon, Batman!

-The liquor store we could all buy from at 15 is still there.  How that place hasn't been busted and closed by now is totally beyond me.

-I don't care how funny it is, neither my best friend nor I can be talked into wearing a shirt that looks like astroturf with glitter.

-If your lover asks "Wanna see how much weight you've lost?" do NOT look at the naked pictures and videos. 

-Knowing he loved you then, too, is priceless.

-I would rather be rejected by someone for being a certain dress size than sought out for such a shallow foundation.

-I am very happy I don't have to deal with the bullshit single women do.

-I am becoming uncomfortable with being "inspirational".  Its a little creepy.

Kick the Puppy!

I am a horrible person.  I admit it.  I kick the puppy.

Now I don't mean an actual canine.  I mean I love to provoke stupid people into apoplexy.  I can't help it.  Its like kicking a puppy.  Its easy to do, and then they just yap, yap, yap away.

Yes, its wrong.  Its very wrong.

But it is SO fun.

Fridayish

We have family coming. So I took off a week. Which makes today my Friday! *insert happy dance here*

Two incidents in the news. Ashburn and Massa. One Republican and one Democrat. Both idiots. Having nothing to do with my liberal leanings, Ashburn makes me angry and Massa makes me laugh. Ashnurn was driving drunk. He could have killed someone. And Massa gets geek points for the Battlestar reference. Ashburn gets points for coming out of the closet though. Not easy in a nest of bigots and pit vipers that is his party.

Rangle would put the "biggest asshole" check on the left if not for Liz Cheney attack on attorneys for doing their job. As an American and a part of the judicial system (albeit a small one) - fuck you Cheney. Fuck you.

Mental Notes

-Not being afraid of zombie movies anymore means learning that most zombie flicks kinda suck.

-Even naked chick from Fifth Element can't make some films interesting.

-Lost was created just to torture me on a week to week basis, but at least it can only do it 10 more times.

-Take a deep breath and a moment and most pain will pass, or get to a manageable level.

-If most of the people you know are geniuses and geeks, you end up with all sorts of odd knowledge.

-I love.

Dying Politely

So I may be dead in a bit over a week.

Ok normally that would be followed by a joke. I'm trying to think of one. Hemmorrhaging and mystery infections aren't the font of endless amusement one might expect.

Unless of course the condition beats the treatment to the punch and kills me first. Then I don't have to wait.

I am not a big fan of drama or pity, as previous entries no doubt make clear. That includes directed at me. Its annoying. There's a price though. When someone asks "How are you?" I say I'm fine. Responding "I'm in horrible pain and slowly bleeding to death while infection sets in!" will tend to ruin someone else's day. So I'm polite. I die quietly and listen to others bitch how my need for surgery and recovery inconveniences their schedule.

Fuck it. When people ask from now on I'm saying it. "How are you?" I'm answering honestly. "Bleeding to death, you?"

Mental Notes

-Replacing the broken tv with a better one before days end is just one reason da man I love ROCKS!

-Throwing together a computer for my friend when she got hurt so she doesn't have to try to commute on crutches is yet another.

-I don't care if I do need it and it will help, I am not looking forward to surgery in a week and a half.

-Knowing I have a Will and estate docs done already makes me feel better about having my organs assaulted.

-Im less afraid of death than I was when I was still mildly religiously inclined. I thought it would be the opposite.

-Most people that angrily tell you "people are allowed to have their own opinion, ya know" are doing so because they are outraged you dared express your own disagreeing with theirs.

-Most people will totally miss the stunning hypocrisy and sheer idiocy of that.

-Most people are slightly less intelligent than the chair I am sitting in as I type this.

-I have no patience for the weakness of self pity. (Ok I admit, I have known that for a long time.).

-A lot of people get into relationships with pathological liars suffering from the delusion that they are so special and this time it is so different that a life long pathological liar will miraculously change and be totally honest with them.

-There are a lot of incredibly gullible overwhelmingly deluded people in this world.

-Slowly emptying a pitcher of water makes me wanna pee.

-Still hate candy corn.